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Post by Bravotengo Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:38 pm

Mr Mama wrote:
n@faiz wrote:I'm Bored! Give me something to laugh at! - Page 4 Main_p10

mmg burok bebenor..........yop............ nanti silap nengok orang ngate berok pule............ tak sior teman,............

Budak Nie cuba nak masuk Forum..nie,,,
sbb tu x sempat nak pakai seluar...
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Post by afiq Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:55 pm

Bravotengo wrote:
Mr Mama wrote:
n@faiz wrote:I'm Bored! Give me something to laugh at! - Page 4 Main_p10

mmg burok bebenor..........yop............ nanti silap nengok orang ngate berok pule............ tak sior teman,............

Budak Nie cuba nak masuk Forum..nie,,,
sbb tu x sempat nak pakai seluar...
budak nie ada laman web sendiri.....BOGELINDAH Very Happy
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Post by Mr Mama Tue Jan 18, 2011 2:23 pm

HAAAA............ MAU NYA KENE KEJO LE TU.........
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Post by Bravotengo Tue Mar 01, 2011 7:09 pm


skill yg sukar utk di praktikkan...
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Post by Gangster Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:18 pm

Bravotengo wrote:
skill yg sukar utk di praktikkan...


NAJIS NI... NAJIS MUKHOLLAZOH...
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Post by Mr Mama Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:21 pm

............ SUSAH.......SUSAH................ MENYUSAH.............
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Post by afiq Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:27 pm

mungkin dia tengok tuannya masa kencing kot....hahahahah
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Post by Mr Mama Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:30 pm

YE LE KLU GITU KAN............HEHEE
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Post by Gangster Thu Mar 03, 2011 5:33 am

HA HA HA HA HA HA...
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Post by Mr Mama Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:20 am

hu...gelak sakan gangstar......................
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Post by Gangster Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:35 pm

boring ni.... hahahahahaha...
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Post by Bravotengo Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:43 pm

SEMASA TENGAH TIDO DGN ISTERINYA.
MR ONG YG BERUMUR 65 TAHUN TERPERANJAT DI SEBABKAN OLEH SI PEMANDU LORI YG MENJERIT....
"SURAT KHABAR LAMA..!!"X3
"BATTERI LAMA TUKAR BATTERI BARU...!!!X3
DENGAN MARAH NYA MR ONG MENJERIT..
"...OOII GUA MAU TIDON ...LU PEGI LAIN TEMPAT..!!!!"MANYAK MISING ..!!
TETIBA SI PEMANDU LORI TU BUAT U-TURN DAN DATANG BALIK DI HADAPAN RUMAH MR ONG DAN MENJERIT...!!
"SUAMI LAMA TUKAR SUAMI BARU...!!!
"SUAMI LAMA TUKAR SUAMI BARU...!!!
ISTERI MR ONG CEPAT-CEPAT BANGUN DAN MENARIK MR ONG KELUAR DARI BILIK TIDON NYA...SEKIAN...

bounce bounce
PS-JANGAN MENJERIT DGN SI PEMANDU LORI..YE
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Post by Bravotengo Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:46 pm

SE ELOK ELOK NYA
CAKAP BAIK-BAIK..
DAN SUDAH PASTI SI PEMANDU AKAN BUAT U -TURN..DAN,,
MENJERIT...
"ISTERI LAMA TUKAR ISTERI BARU.."
"ISTERI LAMA TUKAR ISTERI BARU" Twisted Evil
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Post by Bravotengo Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:42 am

UTK 21 KE ATAS SAHAJA..JGN FIKIR YG BUKAN2 TAPI FIKIRLAH NILAI POSITIF DI SEBALIK NYA....
SIMPLE TRUTH 1

Partners help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Moral of the story:

In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.


SIMPLE TRUTH 2

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say "congrats"

But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good Job".

Moral of the story:

"Hard work is never appreciated"

Do you agree ?


SIMPLE TRUTH 3

Woman sleeps with 3 men, everyone calls her a slut
But when a man sleeps with 10 women, everyone calls him a real man. How come?"

Truth of the story:

When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it's a bad lock.
But when one key can open 10 different locks, its a Master Key . . . !"
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Post by Kawe Ni Bro Thu Sep 29, 2011 4:56 pm

Terujalah bila baca moral2 of the story ni....sumanya realiti & lawak giler.....
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Post by Kawe Ni Bro Thu Sep 29, 2011 5:01 pm

Dan tiba-tiba dtglah seorang bos kpd stafnya:-

Bos : Kamu dibuang kerja, notis 24jam....
Staf : Eh bos, tapi saya x buat apa2 pun.....
Bos : Pasal tulah awak kena buang.....

Jadi....KERJA....KERJA.....
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Post by Kay78 Thu Sep 29, 2011 10:14 pm

Suatu hari di hentian bas....seorang lelaki terpinga-pinga mencari bas ke Ampang...sesudah pening beliau menaiki sebuah bas utk bertanya kepada pemandu.......

"halam hang,haye hak hegi hamfang...hetul he has ni"? (Salam bang,sy nak pergi Ampang,betul ke bas ni?)
Pemandu bas buat bodoh tanpa menjawab sepatah pon soalan lelaki sengau tersebut..
"Arghhh..flah la...hombong hetul la owang hi.."(Arghh..Blah la..sombong betul org ni) lelaki sengau pun pergi dgn keadaan bengang..
seorang penumpang di belakang pemandu menegur pemandu tersebut.."apsal abg tak jawab pertanyaan lelaki tadi tu..tak baik tau.."
Pemandu bas menjawab.."hwa ah..hanti halu haku hawap hia hata haku hutuk hia hulak..haik haku hiam.."(Haah..nanti kalu aku jawap dia kata aku kutuk dia pulak..baik aku diam")...

hahahahahaa...hanya org sengau paham dengan org sengau lain..yg tak sengau jangan gelak...
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Post by mat yie red Tue Oct 11, 2011 7:54 pm

Oleh kerana dah boring isi borang kerja kosong tapi asyik tak dapat, Ajoi menggunakan teknik baru supaya company yang dia apply kerja tu beri perhatian kepada permohonannya.

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Post by poketah Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:24 pm

(true story - cerita asal drp guru -kwn kawe) anak darjah 1 bw balik borang bagi pada bapa dia kebetulan borang tu version english...jika citer tadi "sex"jwp never...yg sibapa ni sambil membebel dpn anak kata cikgu ni pasal sex pun nak tanya....si bapa isi pd borang tersebut "4 kali seminggu".....
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Post by Bro_Sue Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:51 pm

hih hiem haku hulak huat hawak..........

sorg cikgu ngajar matematik
lepas satu murid ke satu murid dpt jawap - kena hafal formula
ada satu budak nie belum lagi sampai turn dia si cikgu nie nampak dia ludah kat tapak tangan pastu sapu kepala.......
then cikgu tanya
abu...... apsal cikgu nmpak kamu ludah kat tapak tgn pastu sapu kat kepala?
abu jawap : cikgu... mak saya bagi petua.....
mlm jumaat semlm, saya dgr mak ckp kat abah
kalau payah masuk ludah kat tapak tangan sapu kepala............

cheers......... hokey ker?
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Post by Mr Mama Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:53 pm

Bro_Sue wrote:hih hiem haku hulak huat hawak..........

sorg cikgu ngajar matematik
lepas satu murid ke satu murid dpt jawap - kena hafal formula
ada satu budak nie belum lagi sampai turn dia si cikgu nie nampak dia ludah kat tapak tangan pastu sapu kepala.......
then cikgu tanya
abu...... apsal cikgu nmpak kamu ludah kat tapak tgn pastu sapu kat kepala?
abu jawap : cikgu... mak saya bagi petua.....
mlm jumaat semlm, saya dgr mak ckp kat abah
kalau payah masuk ludah kat tapak tangan sapu kepala............

cheers......... hokey ker?

HUUUUUU..........................CAM BIASE JE GITU........... CERITA PENGALAMAN KE........... HAHAHAHAAAAA Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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Post by Rozdiman Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:51 am

Ade sorang mamat ni name die Amat.die ade seorang makwe yg boleh dikatekan cun.pade satu hari Amat dapat biasiswa untuk menyambung pengajiannya ke Jepun.Amat ngan awek die pon berjanjila takkan lupakan masing2.Waktu Amat kat jepun tu die selalu bersms ngan makwe die.tapi selepas 9 bulan Amat ke jepun Mila meninggal dunie . sebelum die meninggal Mila suroh mak die tanam sekali henpon die.Tapi si Amat tak tahu pasal kematian Mila.Dan die terus hantar sms kat Mila.akhirnya si Amat ni pulang ke tanah air.die sampai ke kampong die ,mak Mila ckp Mila dah mati.Amat pon terkejut.

amat :habis,yang selalu balas sms saye tu sape?

Mak mila:balas sms kamu?!

sebenarnye yg bls sms die tu makhluk kuning yang selalu cakap I will follw you.Makhluk DiGi.

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Post by mat yie red Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:46 pm

Bro_Sue wrote:hih hiem haku hulak huat hawak..........

sorg cikgu ngajar matematik
lepas satu murid ke satu murid dpt jawap - kena hafal formula
ada satu budak nie belum lagi sampai turn dia si cikgu nie nampak dia ludah kat tapak tangan pastu sapu kepala.......
then cikgu tanya
abu...... apsal cikgu nmpak kamu ludah kat tapak tgn pastu sapu kat kepala?
abu jawap : cikgu... mak saya bagi petua.....
mlm jumaat semlm, saya dgr mak ckp kat abah
kalau payah masuk ludah kat tapak tangan sapu kepala............

cheers......... hokey ker?

haha.. lain kali kecek bisik dale kelambu sudah le.. hahaha... Laughing Laughing
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